Christopher once did not have the strength, but then he found it and stopped blogging. Many years later he's lost some of that strength and has since started blogging once more on a quest to get it back (or is that strength in, and of, itself?). He'll consider carrying people on his shoulders across water for money, or for free if they're brutally hot.
Friday, September 03, 2004
How to make a Versace Salad
I've had a long standing interest in the perma-toned, overtly bleached doyenne of the fashion industry. It's akin to watching a car wreck. According to Popbitch, guests at Donatella Versace's dinner parties have marveled at the special dish she always chooses. Here's the recipe...
1. Ingredients: 3 grammes of cocaine, 1 salad plate.
2. Rack out lines the size of cigarettes on the plate.
3. While the other dinner guests eat dinner, snort lines.
4. Do not offer round.
5. Go straight to rehab.
Apparently guests at Donatella's place report that she used to keep her cocaine in the fridge "in blocks the size of feta cheese."