Because I can't think of anything better to write about today...

Stolen from Nafai's blog:

YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (name of first pet + mother's maiden name):
Bartholomew Penner

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (name of your favourite snack food + your Grandfather's first name):
Walkers Gerald (Although Walker Gerald sounds better, me thinks)

YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + your favourite restaurant):
Callen Criterion

SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You Were Born):
Gaylord Bradford on Avon

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J-Lo): (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
C-Kin

ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):
Cadbury Balsamic

DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)
Puppy John of Gaunt

BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink):
Crackers Dr.Pepper