Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Nooooooooooo!


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I quote...

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Self fisting???!!! Ew GROSS!!! In today's world is nothing sacred? I am seriously thinking about hiking over to China and becoming a Shaolin monk. Apparently they draw the line at water sports.