So this email goes around today introducing us all to some recent new recruits. I reached the end of the email and was struck by the last joiner - not only was he awesomely hot, but he also had oodles of professional experience and was clearly really, really clever and very, very funny. Where does this guy sit? I thought to myself. I must date him.

And then I realised I was reading about myself:



Name: Christopher

Current Job Title and Team: Account Director, XXX

Sits: Opposite J, between A and S, on the third floor

Background:
After studying Fashion in Southampton I began my career in PR as an intern at XXX in 1996 (H was my first boss!) I stayed with the company through its merger with XXX in 1998 and at the end of 2002 I transferred with the company to New York, where I spent the best part of two years. I returned to the UK towards the end of 2004 and since then I have freelanced for a number of small and large London-based consumer PR agencies. I have a broad communications experience from having represented a diverse range of brands - including XXX, XXX, XXX, XXX, XXX, XXX, the XXX and XXX.

Likes:

1. Notes and lists
2. Logic
3. Kindness
4. Brushing his teeth
5. The European Union
6. The O.C.
7. Right-angles
8. Walks along the beach
9. Vintage T-shirts
10. Men who aren't afraid to cry
11. Hilary Clinton
12. Winning the Lottery

Dislikes:

1. Ignorance
2. Meanness
3. Tardiness
4. Scientology
5. Losing stuff
6. Fatalists
7. Bad personal hygiene
8. Junkie-rockers
9. Crap show tunes
10. Tom Cruise
11. Littlejohn (columnist in The Sun)
    
12. Not winning the Lottery

Yeah. You wanna make out with me right now, dontcha?