Ok, perhaps I have been a little bit mean towards Tom Cruise this week.
As Anna Wintour once said, "There is always something to like. Even if the entire collection is horrendously dull, try to find a shoe or even a button and write about that. Quite literally it means that next season you won't be relegated to the third row."
Here are some reasons to like Tom Cruise:
Well, what a rollercoaster week it has been. I do feel like I have purged his insignificance from my system. From this moment on I will never blight this blog with his name again.
Unless I ever let him fuck me, in which case I will divulge all the juicy details, natch.
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