Monday, January 23, 2006

Day One - 10 reasons to hate Tom Cruise

  1. Modest
  2. Self-effacing
  3. Altruistic
  4. Humble
  5. Self-aware
  6. Witty
  7. Conscientious
  8. Open-minded
  9. Tolerant
  10. Tall*
Tom Cruise is none of these things.

* Shortness is only unattractive if you are a mega-star with an "alleged" 50ft personality

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