Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Milking

I have a blocked saliva gland. When I eat anything substantial it swells up to the size of a golfball and sticks out of my neck. Fortunately after about ten minutes it goes down again but while it's enlarged it's not an attractive sight. However I am informed that it is not a big problem. The doctor said yesterday that all I have to do, and these are his words, is to "milk it."

Last night Jake rubbed it for me. Yes - I know what this means.

Jake "milked" me.

The latent humiliation I am experiencing is quite profound.

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