Poor Mel B. Her career over, all her money taken by Jimmy Gulzar... you would almost feel sorry for her, were it not for the fact that she is such a vile cow.
According to Popbitch a dinner guest at Mel B's mansion during happier times, reported that Mel had a giant ornately-carved gold and wood chess set in her living room.
While coming back from the toilet, the guest spotted Mel's dog humping and chewing one of the pawns.
"Don't worry,” said Mel. “It's only one of the little pieces. I've got 16 of those."
Silly moo.
And just because it’s Friday, here’s a little joke to make you chuckle:
A man walks into a bar dressed as Shakespeare.
The barman says "Get Out - you're barred."
Boom boom!
Yeah, ok…I’m going, I’m going…
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